Amusing ticket from the support monkeys..

[darkrose.livejournal.com]

This was submitted through our trouble ticket system:

Dear sir/madam;
I need some money now because Im very poor. I need only 1 € (one euru) or what amount you want to send money for
help me. I can pray for you to god bless you. Because I havent got money. If you want to send money 1 € to me
this is my bank account number

Bank Name : GARANTI BANK/TURKEY , Account No : [REMOVED] , Currency : EURO

I will wait your help. And pray for you. God bless you


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Mmm..Cyberbegging.

Comments

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I love the Nigerian ones which are "I have heard you are a good and trustworthy person.."

Hmm, the tech_support queue at my ISP is a good and trustworthy person then? :)

[crywolf.livejournal.com]

You are in luck, for I have just been informed that my email address has won a lottery drawing. I shall forward to you my winning lottery number, as you are clearly more in need of it than I am.

[ateji.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is, who in the world uses this "euru"? ;)

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

I get them straight to our abuse@isp.com adress.
And somehow they don't understand why I never reply to them.