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[mtupyro.livejournal.com]

luser: "I have a computer that I threw together from spare parts. I need to have XP, Office and $ENGINEERINGSOFTWARE put on it and that's it. It's never going on the network, its not doing anything special. Oh, and I need it done by tomorrow."

Pyro: "Uhh, $ENGINEERINGSOFTWARE has a network license. If the machine isn't on our network the software won't run."

luser: "Oh. Then I'm going to need that figured out for me by tomorrow too."

$BOSS takes over and explains everything wrong with the above. Luser says he needs to talk to someone and leaves. My boss is awesome.