Not actually written into today's case notes...

[jjjiii]

"$luser is "naturally blonde" and merely appears to be brown-haired due to prolonged storage of head up own ass."

Comments

[shirenomad]

*dies* Asking just in case: permission to share your mad genius at metaquotes?

[jjjiii]

Sure, go right ahead.

[jecook]

...

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the IT director would go apeshit if she saw that in one of our tickets.

She's naturally blond, and very, very smart...

[jjjiii]

A rare albino asshatted shithead!

[jjjiii]

I put it in quotes because I don't personally believe in the stereotype, but recognize that people know what it means.

[brotherflounder]

*dies laughing*

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

I'd love to share this with dot_cattiness! S'okay?

[jjjiii]

Sure.

[japester.livejournal.com]

Blondness has nothing to do with hair colour!

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Thanks!