My brain...

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

I've gotten to the point where the stupid doesn't really phase me. Stupid happens. I'm in tech support. I have to expect it.


But when I have to instruct you how to hold your cellphone up to your ear to hear the voicemail message and how to input numbers...

YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIVE.


I just want to know how the hell she called in the first place!

Comments

[gholam.livejournal.com]

Probably had an expert to do it for her.

[turningallblue.livejournal.com]

e.g. her elementary school-aged child.

[canray.livejournal.com]

"Hello, thank you for calling, please give me your phone number starting with the area code."

*Beep, Poop, Bap*

"Please speak your phone number."

*Beep, Poop, Bap*

"Thank you. Please SPEAK your phone number, as I am not a machine."

*Beep, Poop, Bap*

"I am sorry, you cannot follow instructions. Please phone back when you're willing to listen. This has *NOT* been a recording." *Disconnect*

[ateji.livejournal.com]

I wish I could do that. :P

[mathsnerd]

Wait a minute. You're in tech support and you can't hear the difference in the button tones? You can't tell what my phone number is from the music of the keys? I'm complaining to your manager! /sarcasm