What I used to have to deal with...

[darkrose.livejournal.com]

Well a couple weeks ago, I mentioned a really nasty voicemail I got about 3 years ago. I found it buried on my file server, so I thought I'd post it.

here it is ..[2.4mb mp3, NSFW language towards the end]

Just for the record, I work for a software firm, but we don't have a spreadsheet (I inserted some sounds to block out the name of the product but if I recall, it was some free spreadsheet like Staroffice or something to that effect. Further, we are not an American owned company. My boss is actually European and we are a subsidiary of a company based in a former Soviet republic.

At any rate, we never heard from this idiot again and we're obviously still in business. :)

Comments

[scazon.livejournal.com]

That is pretty amazing.

"I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled…until…until…until you've had enough. And then I will do it again! And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them! And I will carry on jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do, and then…"

[zercool.livejournal.com]

Heheheh ... Sounds to me like s/he is trying to leave a voicemail that would normally be half of a very confrontational conversation.

"Partner with you?!?"

(Pause for rebuttal)

"I wouldn't partner with you if you were the last company on earth!"

(Pause)

etc.

Dear g*d... I don't miss those days.

[mynameisnotreal.livejournal.com]

Wow... I laughed my ass off...

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. I WILL SORT IT!!! I WILL SORT YOU, YOU BASTARDS! I WILL DESTROY YOUR COMPANY!!!

Brilliant. :D

[sassyblu]

Notice how she gets crazier and crazier as the message goes on. Hello psycho!

[ruvane.livejournal.com]

That's what I've noticed about these sorts of calls. There's some great calls at TSC if you haven't checked it out before, this one is pretty good: http://www.techcomedy.com/calls/fax_me_some.mp3

[wibbble]

I think it's because they feel that their complaint is being ignored, since there's no one talking back to them and placating them. The tiny, tiny rational part of their brain that knows it's a voicemail service is overwhelmed by all the stupid that feels entitled to a blow-job, or whatever it is they want.

[forever-damned.livejournal.com]

It's like a rant on a forum.

The more you get into it, the crazier and less connected to reality it gets.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Her 'whatever' has 23 million users?

[ateji.livejournal.com]

Definitely amazing. I mean, completely missing that the correct past form is "hanged" when speaking of putting someone to death? Hmph! ;)