HAPPY MODAY!

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This guy just needs to put down the shovel and back away from the hole... Here are the opening 2 sentences of this email:

I use your security software on a Windows 98 SE system, with 1gb of RAM.
I use W98SE because of legacy applications.

There's so much wrong with that - where do I start?

1. compatibility mode - yeah, XP and Vista have it, dipshit
2. and if that doesn't work, you can download MS Virtual PC 2007 for FREE
3. 98se can't support that much RAM >.<

Ugh. It's too early for this.