wtf?

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Why must almost every single customer I've gotten this month have to be baby-walked through the simplest of things???

I feel like a life coach.

Or someone who's walking a nervous virgin through sex.

Or someone who works on a suicide hot-line.

Comments

[scimon.livejournal.com]

Nah you're in a worse place than any of them because:

The first one gets paid more.

The second one is going to get there in the end.

And at least the third one might get a funny story out of it.

[hangar.livejournal.com]

Suicide hotlines are surprisingly unhelpful.. not because the people suck, though. I wouldn't know. They put me on hold.

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Dude... that's harsh. O.o

[hangar.livejournal.com]

I wound up laughing maniacally, so in a way it helped, but.. honestly.

"Good, you see it? Great -- cut straight down toward your wrist."

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

Er, I'm hoping that someone working on a suicide hotline isn't taking callers step-by-step through anything.

Re: "Good, you see it? Great -- cut straight down toward your wrist."

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

I meant more of the talking people down aspect. "No, no you're ok, don't close the window.... DON'T DO IT.... Good, you're doing excellent."

[ptomblin-lj.livejournal.com]

"Down, not across."

[hangar.livejournal.com]

They could have at LEAST been that helpful. :D

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one. I swear i'm talking to people this entire month that should be in mental institutions.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

every day all day... thiking about it hurts

[canray.livejournal.com]

Any more?

You mean they ever did?

[karopanda.livejournal.com]

"Miss, what do you see on your screen?"
"A beanie baby my boyfriend got me for Valentine's day and some flowers in a vase... Are they interfering with my internet?"