Sunday WTF

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

Yay for Sunday supervisor calls.
Guy calls in, he's angry. Madder than our usual, "Your cable sucks!" people.
His daughter's computer wasn't working and someone told him how to restack his TCP/IP (Which we aren't suppose to do) and it ended up crashing his virus software. So internet work, virus scan no worky. I understand why he would be mad about that.
I walked him through loading our free anti-virus software to clean his daughter's computer up enough that it'll work a little faster and be some what protected until he can contact his current anti-virus company for support.
That is done, computer is being cleaned and he starts complaining about lesbian porn popups and god forbid his 16 year old daughter see them.
Suddenly, the anti-virus pauses to scan a folder titled, "Circus Clips."
He says to me, "Circus clips, my daughter must love the circus this is taking a long time."
I mention she probably has videos and stuff and we go on.
Some time later the scan is done and the guy says, "I think I'll view one of my daughters videos to see if it's streaming any faster. What do you think, Elephants rides or lions?"
I pick Lions because who doesn't like lions?
So there is silence and then... the unmistakable sound of porn music and fake "OOOOOHs"
Guy quickly shuts it off, apologizes to me and says the damn virus must have gotten to that clip. So we go to Elephant rides 1-5. Queue porn music and such.
He goes, "Hold on, I'm going to look at these high school photos folder." - More lesbian porn.
And then...
"WHAT THE HELL! BRITNEY GET YOUR ASS UP HERE!"
Few moments later:
"What Daddy?"
"IS THIS YOU?"
"Um..."
"OH MY GOD! MY GOD!" *Pauses* "Thank you ma'am I won't be needing your help any more."
*Click*

Comments

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you win teh interwebs today.

***golf clap***

[deusmetallum.livejournal.com]

*speachless*

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

WIN!

And the moral of the story? If you're going to star in your own porno, don't store it anywhere that friends, family, co-workers, or any kind of repair or service personnel could ever POSSIBLY stumble across it. Because if they can, they will.

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

WORD!
My grandmother who needed me to program her coffee pot for her once managed to click her way to my porn collection on my notebook!

[kingogre.livejournal.com]

ROFL go Grandma!!! Now the true question is, did you mentally scar your grandmother or did she just laugh at you?

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

My grandmother managed to tease me and lecture me at the same time. She said something along the lines of, "In MY day we kept them on VHS. We never felt the need to store it on something we carry around with us."

[gilded_lady]

Oooh, I bet Britney wasn't going to see the light of day for quite a long time after the discovery!

[vortex.livejournal.com]

10 Bonus Points to whomever can find those Britney Elephant rides on the interwebs!...

[asbrand.livejournal.com]

*boggle*

Best. Post. Ever.



-Az

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I love my Grandma! She's a blast to hang out with.

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

That is so full of win, with an extra helping of awesome sauce on the side!

[berkeleyfarm.livejournal.com]

That is a *great* story.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

hmmm.... intresting

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Total win on the LJ for you today! That made my day totally better. :)

[superbus.livejournal.com]

This has made my entire weekend. This is beautiful.

As for you non-technical types that are reading this, here's a tip: AxCrypt is Free! (http://www.softpedia.com/get/Security/Encrypting/AxCrypt.shtml) :D

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

Busted.

Alas, not the coming out I would want. Password them folders, dear.

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[gracewanderer.livejournal.com]

Dionysus, is that you?

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[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Nope, this is Gilmoure. Been posting under this name since early 90's.

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[odin-tiger.livejournal.com]

*whoosh*

http://poseidon.strategyplanet.gamespy.com/images/concept/dionysus.jpg

[vicious-lullaby.livejournal.com]

...I think your grandmother probably wins at life. XD

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[fearrett.livejournal.com]

That flew so far over his head it was hijacked and flown into a building.

[vicious-lullaby.livejournal.com]

LMAO. This may just be the best story ever. xD;;;;

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[gracewanderer.livejournal.com]

(Dionysus was the Greek god of wine.)

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[gracewanderer.livejournal.com]

The resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. HA HA HA HA HA. Wow.