Geez you guys & gals get pretty frustrated...

[r3700l3r.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty patient with the compu-tards that i deal with no matter how bad it gets. Chances are you know more about them then they would like. In various jobs i have found some crazy stuff on peoples computers. 

One guy who was a VP at a company i worked was sort of the head honchos lackey he had some pretty incriminating photos of himself and an other employee in lets say "lude acts" on a public network share.

I also remember telling one employee (this was quite a while ago) that her new LCD screen would let us see what was going on in here cubicle. The look of shock on her face was priceless every time i went by her office the monitor was turned off. :) I don't think she turned it on unless she absolutely had to. the whole IT staff got a pretty good chuckle out of that. I just think of that stuff when i have to deal with really annoying people. I'm sure you all have stories like that.

Lets hear some more!

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[turningallblue.livejournal.com]

My very last call on my very last day in the tech support call center. Cx calls for standard "wahh I hit reset on my modem trying to fix it wahh it's broken waaaah".
I sweetly informed them that the Internet was full, and to try again tomorrow and call us back if that didn't work.
God I hated that place.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Ultimate Short-Timer-Itis FTW!

[moopet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I was bored at a place a few years ago I decided to do some random NET SENDs to all the users on different NT domains in our offices, designed to look a bit like error messages (I was identified as SYSTEM)
I sent, "Message from SYSTEM. Your system is running low on virtual chocolate. Please provide more chocolate to your system administrator immediately." to the entire design team and about ten minutes later there was a hesitant knock on my door. One of the girls had brought me a toblerone. I'm not quite sure how that worked, but hey, free toblerone.

[meitemark.livejournal.com]

Some years ago in school I found a nice page on the net with a "clicky here to delete internet" button. I got one of the other students, actually one of the more computer literate girls on the campus to click it. She seriously believed for 2 weeks that she had deleted the internet. She was kind of furious when I told her that I fooled her. Ive could have done it longer, but I was starting to feel sorry for her.