TACT, you dumb whore.

[toxico.livejournal.com]

Luserbitch, in a cheery one, oblivious to the fact that she sucks:

"You know, *crunching chips* in ten years, *crunching chips* your jobs are going to be eliminated. *crunching chips* Kids today already know this stuff!"

DIE.

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[ghostdandp.livejournal.com]

woulda told her to go find one then and hung up.

Glad I don't do phone support

[canray.livejournal.com]

Be more than glad, find a Pagan God(dess) to sacrifice something to in thanks!

[canray.livejournal.com]

I think I would have found something to sacrifice to the above mentioned Pagan God(dess). ;-P

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

So why don't you ummm... go find one?



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[thecrazyfinn.livejournal.com]

The categorical answer to that is:

I don't get paid to fix stuff. I get paid to talk to morons. And tehre's more born every minute.

[canray.livejournal.com]

What do you think you're making the sacrifice for? *Evil Grin*

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

"Well, hon, so long as there are still morons like you around, I won't be out of a job."

[ghostdandp.livejournal.com]

I love wes. Nothing like a good round of the system administrator song

[gilded_lady]

"If the kids know this stuff, ma'am, why don't you?"

[canray.livejournal.com]

"Because I didn't grow up with this, and am too old to learn."

You know, like she didn't grow up to learn manners, and is now too old to learn them.

[toxico.livejournal.com]

She's about 25, and she's in the area. This means she's easily replaceable...

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

I, for one, would be overjoyed if my job became redundant. However, I have far too much trust in the power of human stupidity to believe it possible. There will always be people who think they're too important to learn how computers work, or who "don't know computers" or similar.

I'm not saying that the job won't disappear - far too many companies are looking at their balance sheets and saying "IT is too expensive to keep paying for" for the days of the helldesk to be anything other than numbered. But the need for the job will still be there, and no matter what position I hold at that point, I will still be the one people come to when their computer is playing up.

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

Good Omen Icon Love!

[thegreatdoogie.livejournal.com]

had never seen that before, and about died laughing :)

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"My job's safer than blue chips as long as there are people like you around, ma'am."

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

*spoken loudly, as to be heard above the crunching*

"Yes, ma'am, they do. Fortunately, though, there will still be people in the workforce and at home that aren't clever enough to figure it out on their own. You know, people like you. ENJOYING THOSE PRINGLES, YOU INCONSIDERATE WHORE?!?!."

[toxico.livejournal.com]

+1.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

"Well if you can't figure out the solution to this simply problem, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon."