Questions customers shouldn't ask

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

"I just came in to see if you needed my secret ding-ding."

Comments

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

O.o

...

[sms123.livejournal.com]

"Only if I decide to check out your what's-it via the dealie."

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

Cue obligatory mounting jokes? :-P

[wibbble]

One of my fellow tech agents spent most of the evening shift talking about how Ding was on the table playing with the balls.

(He was watching the snooker over the BBC's web feed.)

[coraon.livejournal.com]

is that sexual harrassment or just being weird?

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Combination of being weird and being dumb. He was actually inquiring as to whether we needed his password. I managed to figure that out after a moment of WTF.

My Response:

[jecook]

"No ma'am, but I would like to make you aware of our sexual harrasment policies."

Aye! Aye!

[jon787.livejournal.com]

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;zip;sleep;

[codecattx.livejournal.com]

Oh holy.....

*brain explodes*