I don't have the patience for this today.

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

 Q: I have counterspy and AVG and  Zone Alarm; however, Zone Alarm doesn't support Win 98 anymore. Is there a free firewall that does?

A: Can you recommend a christmas gift for my 54 year old father under $100 who really doesn't have any hobbies other than playing Free Cell online because I am too busy answering stupid ass questions like this because you are too lazy or ignorant to do it yourself?

Comments

[freezer.livejournal.com]

1) I think Tiny Personal and Sygate still do.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

Sygate is unsupported since Symantec bought them out, and if a luser has to ask someone about firewalls, they certainly don't know how to operate it.

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Q: I have counterspy and AVG and Zone Alarm; however, Zone Alarm doesn't support Win 98 anymore. Is there a free firewall that does?

Windows 89 doesn't need a firewall anymore because it's obsolete. There is no need to have a firewall. Or anti-virus/spyware for that matter.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

A. Bourbon. Booker's Bourbon is under $50 (usually) and is damned good. Bushmill's Black Label Irish Whisky is also quite good.

[kailiia.livejournal.com]

squee!!! my cat's name is booker bourbon! (and yes it is super yummy)

eh

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

how do you know your cat is super yummy?

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

Use an older version of Zone Alarm. The older ones are fine on 98.

Re: eh

[kailiia.livejournal.com]

i ment that brand of bourbon :P