[identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Makes you wonder about how professional your co-workers are, when something like this happens:

Last week I was informed that the Marketing department is going to get rid of all the older Macs in the department and upgrade a bunch of people to all-new systems. So I take an inventory of systems and parts, and I go get two of the machines and pull out the DVD-RW drives so that when they dispose of the machines they won't be disposing of practically-brand-new drives that they can actually do something with. At 5:30 on Friday I'm still in the middle of drive switching and doing wipeout/reinstall OS on the machines so they'll be all secure and ready to go out the door. The two DVD-RWs are sitting on my desk, one atop the other.

Today I come in, pick up the top drive and swap it into another old Mac, so that I can use the Tiger install DVD to do the wipeout/reinstall. Except it won't go into the drive sled on the Mac, because it has 2 little black screws in each side. Because it's a CD drive that's been pulled from one of the HP desktop machines the company uses.

Yeah.

Someone just walked right the f*ck into my cubicle and took a DVD-RW drive that didn't belong to them, installed it in their own computer and left their old unit in its place.

It's just unbelievable to me that people would do such a thing, but I guess I shouldn't really be surprised when someone named Bob puts a lunch box into the fridge that says BOB'S LUNCH on it, and then comes back at 1 p.m. and someone who's not Bob has eaten it all. Still, these people are f*cking barbarians, and not in a good way either. Shit!!

(xposted my journal, [livejournal.com profile] coworkers_suck, [livejournal.com profile] techsupport

Date: 2006-12-03 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazdgamer.livejournal.com
Unfortunate.

Do you have any recourse, or are you stuck with useless CD drive?

Date: 2006-12-03 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
I think you should find the drive, take it out of their computer, and disassemble theirs into bare parts. I'm willing to bet he/she would get the message.

Date: 2006-12-03 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravan.livejournal.com
Two words: locking cabinet.

People at my place will cannibalize the machines of departed people, but they aren't insane enough to raid the IT room. Apparently people think I'm crazy, or something....

Date: 2006-12-03 08:23 pm (UTC)
torkell: (Default)
From: [personal profile] torkell
Nonono, what you need to do is get a nice-looking drive, open it up, and do some... creative... rewiring. Leave it on your desk with an easily-missable note about how it's got some problems reading CDs, and wait for it to vanish.

Level of creativity is up to you, but wedging the IDE bus could make it very hard to track down.

Date: 2006-12-03 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
How many machines would you have to examine to find the offending user?

If its not too many just take the drive back and leave a note with "sorry, but I needed this drive and it was just sitting out" and don't sign it with a name. When they come looking for their drive, hand back their original one.

Date: 2006-12-03 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conglacio.livejournal.com
I wonder what would happen if the power pins were swapped....

Date: 2006-12-03 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notthebuddha.livejournal.com
I hate it when people swipe stuff I just swiped.

Date: 2006-12-03 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
There is also the chance that it migrated home with them

Date: 2006-12-03 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
Wait till everyone leaves and go hunting.

Date: 2006-12-04 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notthebuddha.livejournal.com
You're inferring; the OP doesn't provide any of that context. All he definitely says is that someone took stuff at work that he had also taken. He provides a good reason for his taking to us, but not to the people he took it from. The other taker likewise did not share theior reasons.

For all we know, someone in Marketing had already made a deal to swap those drives or machines for something useful that now they won't get.

Date: 2006-12-04 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/shiara_/
Reminds me of a guy on the 8th floor (I work on the 7th floor of this particular tower) who left his lunch in the fridge and someone swiped it.

He wrote a note that was priceless. It read: "To whomever had the Chinese food for lunch yesterday. I really hope you enjoyed it."

Of course, the implied "You f*ker" was right there, but geeeeeeeeez.

Pens and *normal* office supplies are one thing. Drives are another.

Date: 2006-12-04 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotica.livejournal.com
I think this section of the post gives the context of IT reclaiming eq.
----
So I take an inventory of systems and parts, and I go get two of the machines and pull out the DVD-RW drives so that when they dispose of the machines they won't be disposing of practically-brand-new drives that """they"" can actually do something with.
----

:)

Date: 2006-12-04 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adamjaskie.livejournal.com
Laxatives.
Unmarked bag.

Date: 2006-12-04 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captpackrat.livejournal.com
Set out some traps. Spray a DVD drive disk tray with a light coating of spray adhesive, then sprinkle sand over it. Thus any disk the thief puts into it becomes an instant coaster.

Or just short the 12V and ground pins on the back of the drive. This is easier to reverse if you need to use the drive again later.

As far as the lunch, fill the box with a bunch of spring snakes. Or one of those light activated alarms (http://store.qkits.com/moreinfo.cfm/FK245).

Date: 2006-12-04 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-s-guy.livejournal.com
Sounds like it's time to insert a little extra auditing item into the SOE - something that keeps track of all the hardware plugged into every PC and flags when something changes.

Of course, officially it's to be proactive when workstation hardware dies, so staff management don't have to waste their valuable time reporting a busted drive or card.

I don't suppose your cubicle is covered by security cameras or webcams...?

Date: 2006-12-04 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notthebuddha.livejournal.com
disposing of practically-brand-new drives that """they"" can actually do something with.

Looks like '"""they""' did something with it, all right.

Date: 2006-12-04 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notthebuddha.livejournal.com
that means I'm admitting to myself that I work with people who would just as soon rip you off as ask you for something. And that just SUCKS!!

Er, you just admitted it to us: Still, these people are f*cking barbarians, and not in a good way either.

Date: 2006-12-04 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notthebuddha.livejournal.com
Spray a DVD drive disk tray with a light coating of spray adhesive, then sprinkle sand over it. Thus any disk the thief puts into it becomes an instant coaster.

Not a best bet, as you due to the discs being clamped and spun at clearances that vary by make, it needs really coarse sand to make reliable contact, and the coarser the sand, the more visible.

Date: 2006-12-04 09:47 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] claidheamhmor
Can you send out an email saying that the surveillance tapes will be examined, and the culprit charged with theft? Or does everyone know there are no cameras?

Date: 2006-12-05 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
Did you find it?

Date: 2006-12-05 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 255-255-255-0.livejournal.com
4 words: they are cheeky Ba$t4rds

It would be very tempting to track them down and, when they are not around, swap several bits from their office with useless crap.

Damn that would annoy me

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