I'm sorry, what?!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

This is the BEST thing I have overheard all week... my co-worker assumes a cute twang when she gets some screaming moron on the phone and this is what she said:

"Sir, did you say that your lawyer says you can sue us because your computer has been running for seven hours?... no, our CEO doesn't answer the phones..."

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[shirenomad]

*headdesk*

Did you ever find out the context for that one?

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

There just has to be a story behind that one....

[255-255-255-0.livejournal.com]

you can sue us because your computer has been running for seven hours?

LMAO !!!!! What a Fu&-wit

[meandean.livejournal.com]

... your computer has been running for seven hours?

"Boy, I'll bet its little legs are mighty tired by now. How much of a head start does it have on you?" <*click*>

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

".. oh, and sir? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's your sign!"