Justice!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Thank you, God - supreme being - whatever name you have!  Thank you so much for giving me a customer with the first name of "Nimrod". There will never be a better call.

Comments

[crazyredhead888.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. How many times did you have to press the mute button to laugh hysterically during that call?

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I mostly had to deal with others around me laughing 'cause I kept putting his name in almost every sentence.

When you say it "isn't working" - could you more specific, Nimrod?
Ok, Nimrod, could you go ahead and click...
Alright, you're gonna want to reboot now, Nimrod...

[zercool.livejournal.com]

Asian caller with the name "Bich". Supervisor damn near came unglued.


"No, you listen to me now, bitch"... etc, etc.

[gholam.livejournal.com]

Perfectly normal name over here in Israel ;)

[jecook]

::laughs:: was he deserving of the name?

[hyuga.livejournal.com]

FYI Nimrod (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimrod_(king)) is a Biblical name and fairly common in Hebrew. But yes, it is quite apt for a tech support caller. Should just call them all 'Nimrod' by default.

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

I had someone named Mary Wiener.

[crazyredhead888.livejournal.com]

You are my hero.

[cialyth.livejournal.com]

I had a customer with the last name of 'Newbie'.

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

In one week I got customers with the last names of: Grewcock, Hiscock, Badcock, Woodcock and Peacock. Needless to say, I got a LOT of cock that week. ;)

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

I babysat a batch run of university mailers one night... Some of the names that came through that printer... Oh My!

[cialyth.livejournal.com]

ahaha!

[fiannnachruinne.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. This post...AND the comments are freaking hilarious. I would love that. I've been working here over 7 years now and have yet to get someone with a name like that. :-(