Anyone claiming to be a network tech who cannot tell me what OS they're running will be immediately stripped of the title and retitled "Village Idiot".
As a corollary to this rule, there is no limit to the number of idiots which may be assigned to one village; however if the number of idiots becomes unmanageable, smaller geographical divisions may be assigned.
As a corollary to this rule, there is no limit to the number of idiots which may be assigned to one village; however if the number of idiots becomes unmanageable, smaller geographical divisions may be assigned.