Dumb stuff

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

Ok a co worker and I are working on a Saturday. All day. No calls coming in and we're going to print up an official notice of new keys added to the standard keyboard for our team lead just to mess with his head. So far we have a few:

Any Key - self explanatory
Reboot - For those that just don't get the Control Alt Delete Method or are too lazy
Mail Increase - Special users that just don't understand there is a limit and should have as much space as they want on the Exchange server.

We're up to 2 pages now and looking for more. We're going to make it official with the letterhead and other random things just for the heck of it. Any suggestions?

My favorite:

Shift + Alt key - Alternate attitude adjustment key displays a pop up message on the callers computer to be nice to the tech or their computer will randomly reboot. Usually followed with the analyst actually rebooting the users computer anyways or changing the password to all special characters.

Comments

[cksample3.livejournal.com]

EJECT FLOPPY key for the user placed just a little too closely to the EJECT USER key.

SAVE FILE key placed just a little too closely to the COMPLETELY ERASE FILE key.

others in this vein...

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

We spent 6 hours on this paper and then put it on official looking letterhead. We assigned new user specific keys and help desk keys. It's hilarous! I wish I knew how to displya the entire thing in here with the picture of the keys and all.