You know, that may explain the wait times....

[patgund.livejournal.com]

India call centre staff in sex romp shocker

"We're not quite sure what "fourth base" means here, since Indians clearly have a different base system to that understood in the UK. Brits - working on a simplified two-base system - understand anything after first base (complete failure to get down and dirty) as full-blown beast-with-two-backs action. To Middle England, therefore, fourth base would involve something seen only in Swedish DVDs and certainly illegal in the United Kingdom."

And, not surprising, there is now some complaints about all this immoral rumpy-pumpy...

Catholic Church bemoans call centre Bacchanalia

"The Catholic Church in India has decided the time has come to address the problem of call centre promiscuity which, as we previously reported, has pretty well reduced the local outsourcing industry to something resembling a scene from Bob Guccione's Caligula."

Comments

[p0m.livejournal.com]

See, I've always been saying that a successful call centre needs more sex and less teenagers angsting about not getting laid.

[kalium.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a lot more fun than my job...

[olafthunderfoot.livejournal.com]

what? no shockey monkey?

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHA! ;)

But do you *really* want to see these employee's YouTube clips? O_O

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

why sure. not at work, though.

or maybe at work. depends on if you're in india, or not.