Dear Users,

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

It's Firefox.

FIRE. FOX.

Not FOXFIRE.

Or MOTZILLA.

Or GODZILLA.

No you are not funny. No you are most definitely not smart.

THE NAME OF THE BROWSER IS ON THE SCREEN IN FRONT OF YOU AS YOU TYPE THE EMAIL - IT'S FIREFOX, FFS!

.. and it would be illegal if I buldgeoned you to death?!!? How is *that* fair?!!

Comments

[foobarintel.livejournal.com]

I hear ya. Man I can't begin to explain how many times I've had customers tell me "ok, I've got foxfire loaded".

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

maybe we should just start answering "what's foxfire? Is it approved software?".

Heh. Heh. Heh.

[dazzedelf.livejournal.com]

Are you sure, when I look on my browswer it just says "File Edit View Go Bookmarks Tools Help.

Does that mean I have the new Foxscapeplorer by Aolliza?

[veeedka.livejournal.com]

I got Mozarella Firefox...

[geeveecatullus.livejournal.com]

teehee

[fuego.livejournal.com]

how 'bout GODZILLA FOXFIRE! bwahahahahaha

or Mottsilla! brought to you by applesauce!

[veeedka.livejournal.com]

"Sir, this is an internet browser, not a hot dog and dessert menu..."

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry - did you say "MODZILLA"?
No, MOzilla... no "D"
How do you spell that? m-a-h...
*head desk*

[xrockravenx.livejournal.com]

wow, that made me just LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD!

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

naah, it means you have the new, sooper seekrit, FEVGBTH browser. From ... Poland. Which explains why the name is all consonants.

Yeah, Poland. That's the one!

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

what, references to Mozzarella Foxfire?

:-P

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

since when is E a consonant?

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

Since J and Y have been vowels (Dutch and Welsh, respectively)

:-P

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

touche!

[(Anonymous)]

Holy crap, my web browser can deal 5d6 damage?

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

bwaa haaaa haaa!!