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[mightyj.livejournal.com]

Dear User,

Thanks for replacing the fuser in the Xerox printer and saving me the effort. The next time you take it upon yourself to replace the fuser, would you also please take it upon yourself to order a new one as well so we can have a part on hand the next time the fuser needs replacing? I know your coworkers are thrilled that they cannot print until the new fuser is courier'ed over. Your boss will also be thrilled when the bill arrives.

Signed,

Your local Sys Admin who doesn't really have time for a 'fuser emergency' today.