MySQL can blow me

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I have gotten like 4 really fucked up MySQL cases today and I'm completely burnt out. If I have to stare at the MySQL command line one more time I'm going to fucking explode.

mysql --user=kaytie --password=daddysgirl kaytie

mysql> show variables like "patience";
Empty set (0.00 sec)

mysql> help

There is no help for you, may we try the following options?
drink		(\d)	Sets drink query delimiter to TRUE
ego		(\e)	Inflates ego (currently disabled)
home		(\h)	Attempts to go home, unable to leave at this time
quit		(\q)	If only you could...
rehash		(\#)	Reinvent the wheel?

For additional help, type 'sepakku'

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