This is the exact text of a message I just sent to the supervisor for one of the sites I support, her boss, and the rest of the IT department. I also left a message on the whiteboard in the office where the computer is located stating "Please *DO NOT* install AOL on the computer", and left a shattered AOL CD in a clear box taped up as a lesson...

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I removed AOL from the computer. Just as a reminder, [company] does not use AOL for *any* of it's sites. If you get a "free" AOL CD in the mail, please dispose of it. The AOL software is considered by the [company] IT department as "non-company software" and will be removed without notice if found on a system.

jecook
IT Systems Support
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[My work email]
xxx-xxx-xxxx x666 - office

[confidentiality notice removed]
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Ah, the joys of being a corporate IT worker slavedrone. At least I'm allowed to dictate policy if I'm in the right...


And I might be getting out of here. I'm waiting on a phone call...