[identity profile] captpackrat.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery

Shiva H. Vishnu, how the hell do you people keep dropping your damn cellphones into water?  Our Verizon rep gave us 9 FRU's two months ago, we've burned through 6 of them already!  If you guys are that butterfingered, what the heck are you doing in the construction industry?

Date: 2006-05-22 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com
Here's the math I don't understand. Increasing the value of the cell phones will assuredly make them wreck them at a faster rate. However, giving them the shittiest cell phones on the market will not slow down the rate at which they find water as if they're baseballs being thrown at a dunk tank.

Date: 2006-05-23 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouser.livejournal.com
I've institued the PHONE OF SHAME! A really crappy bright yellow NexTel that one of our engineers has until the next batch comes in.

Date: 2006-05-23 03:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jecook
Then there was my ex- boss as [isp]. He went through three or four phonesin one year. One of these he dropped from an 11th floor balcony in brazil.

Remarkably, the phone remained in one broken piece after the fall. It was completely trashed, though.
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Date: 2006-05-23 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kamala-1.livejournal.com
I've often wondered how so many phones get dropped into the toilet...now I understand

Date: 2006-05-23 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenmeg.livejournal.com
Considering how many guys used to call me for support while on their portable computers while sitting on the toilet, I'm guessing the porcelain god is the cause of demise of many of these.

They could also be death by toddler. My dad's boss's grandson threw my dad's boss's BlackBerry into the hot tub one time, and only a few weeks later, my dad's grandson (yeah, my son, sorry!) threw my dad's portable phone into his swimming pool!

Date: 2006-05-23 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovemonster.livejournal.com
masterbating in the restroom and oooopppsssssie!

*giggles*

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