I once had to run some cables under the carpet for some retarded reason i've long since blocked out, and there was about a 1 inch gap between the bottom of the moulding and the floor.

No biggie right?

Hellz no, a family of wolf spiders had decided to set up shop there. I'm peeling back carpet, nodding my head to some nice crunchy industrial music, when all of a sudden GAH JESUS ZOMBIE TITFUCKING CHRIST BIG SPIDER reactions kicked in.

I hate spiders, more than I hate children.