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The local Baptist church's electronic sign is malfunctioning. The lower right corner is retaining an 'N' from an earlier message.

The current message?
"NAILS DID NOT HOLD JESUS TO THE CRON"

ACL POLL

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Do you pronounce the word ACL as an acronym (A.C.L) or do you read it as a word ("ackle").

Every time I speak with certain Tier 1 American providers I almost die when they refer to ACKLES.

second POLL

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do you think an ACKLE sounds more like a FOOD or a TOOL?

as in "hey paul, wanna go for some smoked ackle today at lunch? perhaps some ackle caserole??"

or

"hey christoph, quick! can you pass me that ackle so I can bash this server in the face!!"