The box that babysits the world.

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Dear Sir,

When your Triple Play service isn't working and you call technical support,

Please to not be complaining that 'omg my children are going to be home this weekend and what will they do without TV?'

Yes, at that point, I really have to stamp down on the urge to retort. 'I'm so sorry, kind sir, you really will have to pass through the torment of playing with your kids.'

No love,
Your DSL tech.

Crossposted to customers_suck