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[goes-kaboom.livejournal.com]

It may be just me, but does anyone else get really really sick of customers trying to be cute and excusing the fact they're just not listening to your directions and clicking on/disabling things at fucking random by saying "I'm computer illiterate" (or the charming equivalent, "I'm computer retarded")?

Jesus, I know, that's why you're calling us. Now stop talking over me, listen to my directions, and STOP CLICKING THINGS UNLESS I TELL YOU OTHERWISE. And it's always left click unless I tell you. Yes, ALWAYS. Argh.

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[two-pi-r.livejournal.com]

I had a rash of customers at one point that would call me from their car and start writing down the instructions I was giving them. When I asked them "okay, so what do you have for $field now? It should be..." is when I'd find out.

*stab*.

[goes-kaboom.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I LOVE when they call and you start telling them to fill in fields and then you get "oh, no, I'm not at home". Then how the fuck was this supposed to help you?? Argh.