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[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Email received in our tech support help box today:

Feedback Details:
My computer is being constantly atacked by the same external hacker. I run Zone Alarm and warnings appear 36 times daily. My technician has told me that a trace of the address comes to no one. Can you please trace who ever this is, and advise me if it is dangerous? The address is 169.254.2.2

I'll try very hard to be polite when answering...

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[anivair.livejournal.com]

They're in your network sniffing your packets!