[identity profile] harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
If you want some help with your internet issues this Christmas then please, for my sake, make an effort to hide your porn.

Last year was pretty awkward.

Date: 2011-12-20 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lights.livejournal.com
My stepfather randomly calls me & says, "I was looking at porn and now my start bar has disappeared." Why can't they just lie? "My start bar disappeared, Idk" is SO MUCH LESS AWKWARD FOR ME.

Date: 2011-12-21 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caira.livejournal.com
"Hey, little baby cousin! You're interested in computers! Come watch Uncle Actually-Knows-What-They're-Doing fix your Daddy's laptop!"

Date: 2011-12-21 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfhound668.livejournal.com
My favorite 'porn on computer' story was about when I had to go through new employee orientation a couple of years ago. One of the HR drones, a 20-something year old girl, had to give a video presentation. She hooked up her laptop but couldn't get the company-standard video player to play her DVD. One of the eager-beaver young IT guys who was also going through orientation jumped up to help (I'm an old IT guy who knows better then to volunteer for anything). After a few minutes of fiddling with it he opens Windows Media Player to see if that will play the DVD. The title for the last video played in Media Player pops up in the window and there for a room packed with people to see is the proud title "Bl*wjob Princesses". Much hilarity ensued.

So after the room finally calms down they get the DVD working. The subject of the video? "Your computer is company property and is not to be used for personal business".

They pretty much had to let us go to lunch at that point. She never got control of the room again.

Date: 2011-12-21 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laviededavid.livejournal.com
my first IT job I worked for the same bank my mother worked at and one day I had to help move her boss's files from her old machine to her new machine. What I wasn't expecting to find amongst loan documentation that I was saving for her was a slideshow titled "How to bake a well hung black man cake". Yeah it was a bit awkward giving my mom's boss her new PC...

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